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Dear neighbor,

You drive me insane. I can only imagine you are building a new house with all that banging. I also happen to think it’s very strange that you drive a different car everyday.

I am on to you.

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Dear overhead lighting in my bathroom,

You must be kidding. I hope you are kidding

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Dear Dr. Praeger’s veggie patties,

I think I love you. Actually, I know I do.

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Dear gorgeous new necklace,

I plan to wear you all the time. Even to bed.

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Dear butter nail polish,

How do you come up with such brilliant colors?

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Dear Alex,

Thanks for teaching me how to make pizza from scratch the Italian way! What a fun evening. I have to admit, I woke up this morning still full from all the pizza last night but I guess I call that a success.

love you

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Dear life,

Thanks for the fun

xo

Kate