My top 5 moments from the last couple of days…
– When I flung open the door the second the ups man arrived with our ridiculous Halloween costumes for Saturday night. “I’ve been waiting for you” has never sounded creepier
– When I woke up both Brian and I the other night because I was laughing in my sleep. Let me tell you when I say laughing I mean LAUGHING. It was loud. It wasn’t a giggle. It was from the gut and when it woke me up it scared me. It was an awkward moment in our relationship for sure.
– When my aerobics instructor decided to share with me that I make ugly faces when I work out. I think she thought she was being funny. She wasn’t.
– Trying to have a professional conversation over the phone while hiccuping. Go ahead. Try and take me seriously.
– When I found myself trying to have a serious conversation with Brian about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Surprisingly he didn’t have much to add much to the conversation.
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Nothing makes my Brian leave the room quicker than any RHOBH convo. At Mr. Chows last week (mind you we were celebrating our 5 year anniversary and I WAS taking him out to dinner), he announced the meal was almost ruined due to the fact that I was “absent” most of the meal… due to the fact Kyle, MAURICIO, and Taylor walked in promptly after we got out champagne… ooopsies. PS- MAURICIO… 😡
that face didnt turn out the way it was suppose to. Imagine the BBM blushing face.
OMG Crystal! I am dying! I only wish I was your date that night!!!